HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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