I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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