Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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