Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
tell me about the fingering
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