i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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