their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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