I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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