Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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