And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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