Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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