so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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