She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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