its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Congratulations! We have a period
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