how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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