I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
