I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just forgot I was standing up.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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