3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
