where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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