I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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