he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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