so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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