i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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