I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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