I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
this just has baby written all over it
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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