That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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