my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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