Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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