when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The air taste purple.
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