He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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