Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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