I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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