i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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