I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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