What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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