$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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