When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I did not marry a roomba.
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