He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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