Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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