What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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