Who did Billy Mays play for?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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