I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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