i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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