If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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