Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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