Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
did you just send me my own nude
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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