Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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