ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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