I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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