Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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