Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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