Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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