"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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