I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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