It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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